Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Off topic - HR: The Spark Way

Have you got to perform a company restructure? need reduce head count? not sure where to start in your vast empire? Never fear the patented Spark method is here to help!

Step one : Obtain a list of all employees in the company and make sure their Job title is included.
Step two : Tell an educated but uninformed individual the job title of the first employee in the list and ask them to describe what that person does
Step three : If the first word out of the individual's mouth is 'Err???....???' then that person can be chopped :o)
Step four : Repeat for all employees and you'll have your list of jobs that can be culled.

Marvellous! :o)